GAR Model

Jun 6, 2018 — Comic #178
On a D-Day landing craft packed with soldiers, a Coast Guard coxswain says, “Listen up, everyone. Since our GAR model has us in the red for this evolution, I’ve asked LTJG Schmaltz to act as safety observer. That should bring us back into the green. Any questions?” A junior officer in a life jacket waves: “‘Sup.”

Sorry, you can’t go to D-Day. You’re red in TMT.

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Listen up, everyone. Since our GAR model has us in the red for this evolution, I’ve asked LTJG Schmaltz to act as safety observer. That should bring us back into the green. / Any questions? / ‘Sup

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