Clean

Jun 3, 2018 — Comic #177

An officer marvels, “Wow, Chief...the main passageway is completely spotless. How’d you do it?” A twitching crew member scrubs frantically on the deck, muttering, “Must clean. Spiders everywhere. Scrubscrubscrub...” The officer says, “Okay, next time we get a meth bust, we’re using waaay more protective gear.” The Chief replies thoughtfully, “Or...”

But even that can’t clean Deck Berthing

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Wow, Chief…the main passageway is completely spotless. How’d you do it? / Must clean. Spiders everywhere. / twitch / Scrubscrubscrub… / Okay, next time we get a meth bust, we’re using waaay more protective gear / Or…

drug interdiction chiefs

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