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Jul 27, 2026 — Comic #367
A bearded, hooded Odysseus with a bow returns to his hall: “After 20 years, I, Odysseus of Ithaca, have returned to reclaim my throne.” A suitor sneers, “Ha! You’re too late, Odysseus!” Odysseus draws an arrow: “I am late. And do you know what happens when I’m late?” (“thwack!” “AAAAUGGH!”). The last panel shows three Coasties watching in a movie theater, one with a box of “Buncha Conch” candy: “So that’s where that comes from.”
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After 20 years, I, Odysseus of Ithaca, have returned to reclaim my throne / Ha! You’re too late, Odysseus! / I am late. And do you know what happens when I’m late? / thwack! / AAAAUGGH! / So that’s where that comes from / [candy: Buncha Conch]

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