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“Someone used your card to buy 500 cases of Monster.” “No, that was me.”
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Good morning, sir! We’ve detected some unusual activity on your credit card / Oh no! What is it? / Someone bought groceries / Groceries where? / In Seattle, Washington / That’s where I live. That was me. / Unfortunately, sir, that doesn’t fit your normal pattern of spending. Usually, you buy nothing for weeks at a time, and then suddenly spend $1500 on alcohol and nightclubs in Central America / For your protection, we’re cancelling your card / Yes, that’s probably wise / [bag: Coastco] / [paper: Credit Report]