Help Desk

Jan 14, 2017 — Comic #91
A Coastie on the phone hears, “Hello, I.T. Help Desk.” She says, “Hi, I’m having a computer issue.” “Did you put in a trouble ticket?” “That’s what’s not working, actually.” “Can you have a coworker put one in for you?” She glances at the next desk, where her coworker sits calmly while engulfed in flames: “He’s currently on fire.” The help desk replies, “You’ll have to call the Damage Control Help Desk, then.” She says, “Ah, okay. Thanks.”

“Have you tried deleting your profile and starting over again?”

Read the transcript

Hello, I.T. Help Desk / Hi, I’m having a computer issue / Did you put in a trouble ticket? / That’s what’s not working, actually / Can you have a coworker put one in for you? / He’s currently on fire / You’ll have to call the Damage Control Help Desk, then / Ah, okay. Thanks

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