Keys to the Sea Chest

Oct 23, 2016 — Comic #70
A Chief tells a seaman, “Why don’t you go find me the keys to the sea chest?” and snickers. She finds glowing keys and a treasure map in a cabinet, then goes on an epic quest past a lighthouse, by boat, and underwater against a giant squid to a treasure chest. Back aboard, wearing a crown and surrounded by jewels, she hears the Chief laugh, “Can’t believe you spent all day looking for those sea chest keys!” She replies, “You got me good, Chief.”

In case you were wondering, this is what happens whenever you play this prank on someone.

Read the transcript

Hey, seaman! Why don’t you go find me the keys to the sea chest? / Aye, Chief / hehe / plop clank / Hmm… / Heh! Can’t believe you spent all day looking for those sea chest keys! / You got me good, Chief

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