Always Bready

Oct 19, 2016 — Comic #69
A Coastie at a toaster sings a bread-pun version of the Coast Guard song: “We’re always bready for the call! We place our crust in thee!! Though burnt or torn, or even stale, Rye! Toast Guard, we are for you!” A shipmate reacts: “What? ...Seriously? Please stop.”

Rye, Coast Guard, we are for you!

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We’re always bready for the call! / We place our crust in thee!! / Though burnt or torn, or even stale / Rye! Toast Guard, we are for you! / What? / …Seriously? / Please stop.

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