Navy Uniforms

Sep 6, 2016 — Comic #63
A catalog titled “Proposed Navy Uniforms: The Navy is replacing aquaflage. What should come next for the service?” Sailors model “Waterline” camo, Warship grey, Flannel, Old-timey prisoner stripes, a literal tiger suit, King Neptune with a trident, a flight suit labeled “Everyone is a pilot now,” and “Just add a cape.” The last sailor wears a Coast Guard uniform, labeled “Dress like a Coastie for once,” and grumbles, “This is demeaning.”

The Navy hasn’t made a change to its working uniform in at least a few weeks. What will their brave sailors wear next to stay hidden?

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Proposed Navy Uniforms / The Navy is replacing aquaflage. What should come next for the service? / “Waterline” camo / Warship grey / Flannel / Old-timey prisoner / Literal tiger stripe / King Neptune / “Everyone is a pilot now” / Just add a cape / This is demeaning / Dress like a Coastie for once

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