Half Life

Jun 1, 2026 — Comic #363
A long-bearded wizard in a purple hat and half-moon glasses gravely warns Charty Plotter about a substance that will keep him alive at a terrible price, granting only a half-life, a cursed life. The second panel reveals the substance: a black energy drink can with a green claw-mark logo.
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[wizard’s warning adapted from a passage in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone]

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