Longest Shutdown

Apr 22, 2026 — Comic #360
Two sides of a mock military medal with a green, white, and blue ribbon bearing two bronze stars. The front shows an unshaven Coastie holding a “Will Guard Coast For Food” sign and a tin can, inscribed “Longest Shutdown.” The back shows a dollar bill with a question mark, inscribed “For Paycheck Uncertainty.”
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Congrats! The Coast Guard has set the record for longest shutdown three times! I feel like that deserves a medal, don’t you?

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Longest Shutdown / Will Guard Coast For Food / For Paycheck Uncertainty

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