Happy New Year! Remember that your bad New Year’s log poetry is an official record attached to your name forever! 🎇
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0000-0400 01 Jan / Underway as before in the Eastern Pacific / We got word of a drug boat; I can’t be specific. / With LE lights flashing, we chased it to heel, / And shot out the engines with bullets of steel. / We took aboard a thousand kilos of drugs, / And to the drug runners were given no hugs. / We cuffed them on deck, awaiting their trial, / But so far from land, it might be a while. / Heading back now on course nought-nought-3 true, / Our next port of call is Manzanilloo / Making 12 knots, we’d like… / …The hell is this? / If you’re writing the New Year’s log, remember that whatever you write you might have to testify about in court