Not in My Coast Guard

Nov 25, 2025 — Comic #345
A Coastie declares, “Not in my Coast Guard!” A shipmate asks, “You have your own Coast Guard?” “Yeah, wanna join?” “Sure.” The final panel shows them in a backyard on a cardboard ship colored with crayons, its hull misspelled “Us Coats Gaurd,” wearing paper hats and using a cardboard tube as a telescope.
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I like to think this is how the Auxiliary happened

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Not in my Coast Guard! / You have your own Coast Guard? / Yeah, wanna join? / Sure / [hull: “Us Coats Gaurd”]

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