Yes, it’s almost time for Thanksgiving, when the brave members of our military return home to their families after forgetting what real food is like
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The Army brings the Thanksgiving turkey / Well, they’re turkey-flavored MRE’s, but that’s still good, right? / The Navy brings gedunk snacks / If you mush up the chips, it’s almost like mashed potatoes / The Air Force brings itself / I won’t eat much, I filled up on lobster at the O-Club / The Marine Corps bring crayons / I brought extra cranberry! / The Space Force brings astronaut ice cream / I stole these from Buzz Aldrin’s glove compartment / The Coast Guard brings whatever it found on that last boarding / I was out of beer, so I figured this was basically the same stuff / Happy Thanksgiving from all 5 [crossed out] 6 branches!