Emperor

Jun 13, 2017 — Comic #119
A hooded galactic emperor addresses his subjects: “We must honor the sacrifice of our brave military! The Imperial Army! The Navy! The Stormtrooper Corps! The TIE Pilots!” Each is shown as walkers, star destroyers, stormtroopers, and fighters. A voice shouts, “Don’t forget the Coast Guard!” He awkwardly replies, “Er...yes. The Coast Guard...”

If you know the Coast Guard exists, it’s probably because one of us shouted it toward you

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My imperial subjects… / We must honor the sacrifice of our brave military! / The Imperial Army! / The Navy! / The Stormtrooper Corps! / The TIE Pilots! / Don’t forget the Coast Guard! / Er…yes. The Coast Guard…

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