Funding

Sep 25, 2025 — Comic #337
Two Coasties in float coats talk. One holding a phone says, “Wow, the Coast Guard is getting a lot of money all of the sudden. Do we even know how to spend that much cash?” The other says, “I think we’ll figure it out.” The next panel shows a gold-plated cutter, a glittering small boat, and two Coasties in sparkly float coats holding a gold rifle and radio.

Okay, so it’s a weird thing to post when everyone’s talking about a shutdown, but I’m sure we’ll know what to do when we have a budget, right?

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Wow, the Coast Guard is getting a lot of money all of the sudden. Do we even know how to spend that much cash? / I think we’ll figure it out

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