Readiness Tracker

Nov 23, 2024 — Comic #323
In a wardroom, the red-haired lieutenant holds a chart: “I don’t see any red in the readiness tracker, so that’s good.” An officer explains, “Actually, XO, we’re so far out of compliance that it’s moved beyond the visible spectrum. You can see it if you look through the FLIR.” He looks through a thermal camera: “I’ll be damned.” A Coastie in a float coat adds, “Ma’am, can you put the tracker away? It’s messing with the radar again.”

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I don’t see any red in the readiness tracker, so that’s good / Actually, XO, we’re so far out of compliance that it’s moved beyond the visible spectrum / You can see it if you look through the FLIR / I’ll be damned / Ma’am, can you put the tracker away? It’s messing with the radar again

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