Heavy Rolls

Sep 22, 2024 — Comic #318
An officer announces, “Standby for heavy rolls.” A Coastie asks, “Why? Are we heading into a storm?” She replies, “No, the cooks are mad at you again.” Dinner rolls fly in and pelt him (“AAGH!!”) as an offscreen cook yells, “Stop taking midrats when you’re not on watch!”

Ironically, the rolls actually get much lighter when you’re falling off the crest of a wave

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Standby for heavy rolls / Why? Are we heading into a storm? / No, the cooks are mad at you again / AAGH!! / Stop taking midrats when you’re not on watch!

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