Rings of Power

Jul 21, 2024 — Comic #316
A fantasy prologue parody narrated over glowing rings. The final set of rings goes to four service-academy graduates (Coast Guard, Navy, Air Force, and Army): “And four, four rings were given to the Academy grads, who above all else desire power.” A dark lord in armor looms: “But they were all of them deceived...”

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[opening narration adapted from The Lord of the Rings film] / And four, four rings were given to the Academy grads, who above all else desire power / But they were all of them deceived…

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