Best Behavior

Dec 3, 2023 — Comic #311
Two Coasties speed along in a response boat. One says, “Always be on your best behavior when you’re driving the boat before Christmas.” The other asks, “You’re not about to tell me you think Santa’s watching us or something, are you?” “No, not Santa...” As the boat speeds away, the mustached Chief rises from the water holding his coffee mug: “...the Chief on the Reef.”

🎶He sees you when you’re sleeping🎵 🎵He judges your smoke break🎶

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Always be on your best behavior when you’re driving the boat before Christmas / You’re not about to tell me you think Santa’s watching us or something, are you? / No, not Santa… / …the Chief on the Reef

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