Cyber Cutter

Feb 18, 2022 — Comic #292
During a cybersecurity briefing, the briefer says, “We need to modernize our cyber workforce and upgrade our netw–” An officer interrupts: “CYBERCUTTERMEN!” He imagines a neon cutter called “Cyber Guard” sailing through streams of code: “We’ll sail the cyber seas, stamping out illegal phishing and battling software pirates!” The briefer yells, “For the last time! Cyber is not like being on a ship!” Others suggest, “So more of a cyber MSRT, then.” She groans, “Gah!”

I’m still waiting for someone to coin the term “Cyber IUU.” Oh wait, I think I just did

Read the transcript

The internet is full of cyber criminals, ranging from elite hacking groups to simple email scammers / There’s only one way to keep us safe / Yes / We need to modernize our cyber workforce and upgrade our netw– / CYBERCUTTERMEN! / Oh Lord / We’ll sail the cyber seas with a hardy cyber crew! Stamping out illegal phishing and battling software pirates! / NO! / For the last time! Cyber is not like being on a ship! / I think she means because it’s a type of port security / Ah. So more of a cyber MSRT, then / Gah!

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