Cult

Oct 31, 2021 — Comic #289
A frightened Coastie runs through a moonlit forest: “Help! I’m being chased by a murderous cult! I can’t tell if they want to kill me or recruit me.” Hooded figures appear: “Oh no! They’re here!” The leader pulls back his hood to reveal a Marine recruiter: “Join the Marine Corps!” The Coastie snaps, “For the last time, I’m in the Coast Guard.”

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Help! I’m being chased by a murderous cult! / I can’t tell if they want to kill me or recruit me / Oh no! They’re here! / Join the Marine Corps! / For the last time, I’m in the Coast Guard

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