Message

May 8, 2021 — Comic #281
A phone shows a dating app called “tender”: “You matched with Karen!” A Coastie messages, “Hey. Any fun plans this weekend?” A typing indicator appears, and the reply is an automated alert: “This is an important message from the United States Coast Guard Alert Warning System. Microsoft 365 mail servers are currently down...” He says, “God dammit.”

I found the same message carved on the inside of an ancient tomb

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tender / You matched with Karen! / Karen / Hey / Any fun plans this weekend? / … / This is an important message from the United States Coast Guard Alert Warning System. Microsoft 365 mail servers are currently down. There is no… / God dammit

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