Fake SAR

Jul 4, 2015 — Comic #27
Fourth of July fireworks burst over the water as a Coast Guard boat crew hears the radio report “...multiple callers reporting red, white, and blue distress flares two miles north of...” Caption: “Happy Fake SAR Case Day to the U.S. Coast Guard.”
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Parachute flares are distinct from fireworks because of their QUICK RISE and SLOW FALL.

Fireworks are distinct from parachute flares because of their QUICK RISE and BURNING SENSE OF PATRIOTISM.

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Happy / …multiple callers reporting red, white, and blue distress flares two miles north of… / Fake SAR Case Day / to the U.S. Coast Guard

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