Shark Watch

Aug 28, 2020 — Comic #265
A gunner’s mate in sunglasses fires repeatedly (“BLAM!”) at a frenzy of sharks while holding a woman in a red dress. Voices call, “GM1? GM1! Wake up! You’re on shark watch! And stop holding Oscar that creepy way.” He wakes on deck during swim call, cradling the man-overboard training dummy.

“Shoot just past something to make it leave” didn’t work as well for Hamilton

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BLAM! (x7) / GM1? / GM1! / GM1! Wake up! / You’re on shark watch! / And stop holding Oscar that creepy way

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