Hair

May 19, 2020 — Comic #255
A male Coastie complains, “I’m glad they relaxed hair standards during COVID, but man, it’s getting tough to fit all this hair under my ballcap.” His female shipmate with a ponytail starts laughing: “Heh. HEHEHE.” He asks, “Is it starting to bug you, too?” She dissolves into tearful laughter: “HAHAHAHA...”

Make sure to stand at least six feet away from your shipmates, especially if you’re going to say something that might make them punch you

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I’m glad they relaxed hair standards during COVID, but man, it’s getting tough to fit all this hair under my ballcap / Heh. / HEHEHE / Is it starting to bug you, too? / HAHAHAHA…

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