Masks

Apr 7, 2020 — Comic #251
An officer tells a boarding team, “New guidance: we want you to wear masks when you do boardings to prevent the spread of COVID. Just make sure they’re professional.” They show up in outlaw bandanas with pistols and a cowboy hat (“No.”), then in superhero eye masks (“You’re not even covering your mouths!”), then in space-trooper and bounty-hunter helmets. The officer gives up: “At least you look like you’re boarding something... No disintegrations.” “Aw.”
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If you can’t find a face mask, just tie a cutter ballcap to your face

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New guidance: we want you to wear masks when you do boardings to prevent the spread of COVID. Just make sure they’re professional / No. / You’re not even covering your mouths! / You know what? At least you look like you’re boarding something / …No disintegrations / Aw.

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