Spray

Mar 25, 2020 — Comic #249
An instructor demonstrates spray technique: “Make sure to position yourself at least 6 feet back. Give a few shakes before you spray (‘chka-chka-chka’), and then yell clearly to alert your teammates what you’re doing.” She sprays a can of disinfectant at a masked trainee, shouting, “Lysol! Lysol!” The trainee protests, “Come on! It’s just allergies.”

Remember, Coasties: pandemics are a really bad time to practice soft control techniques, particularly that one where you basically stick your knuckle up someone’s nose

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Make sure to position yourself as least 6 feet back. Give a few shakes before you spray, and then yell clearly to alert your teammates what you’re doing / chka-chka-chka / Lysol! Lysol! / Come on! It’s just allergies

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