Santa Regs

Dec 22, 2019 — Comic #229
A man in a robe finds Santa by the fireplace, but Santa is thin, beardless, and wearing a red uniform: “Yeah, they changed the regs, so I had to lose the beard and stay in weight standards.”
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Merry Christmas, everyone! Don’t forget that Santa has the midwatch on Wednesday!

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Yeah, they changed the regs, so I had to lose the beard and stay in weight standards

christmas weigh-ins uniforms
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