Distinguishing Device

Sep 22, 2019 — Comic #222

At headquarters, an officer says, “...and so I recommend changing the flyer’s font from Times New Roman to Garamond.” A caption reads “3 Hours Later,” showing the meeting room in chaos, with chairs flying, fire, and someone shouting, “Say ‘Calibri’ one more time!” Later, someone asks her, “How’d you get that operational ‘O’ on your award? I thought you were at headquarters.” She replies, “Honestly? I was expecting a combat ‘V.’”

Just to be clear, when someone says “the bullets were flying like crazy” they shouldn’t be talking about their OER

Read the transcript

…and so I recommend changing the flyer’s font from Times New Roman to Garamond / 3 Hours Later / Say “Calibri” one more time! / How’d you get that operational “O” on your award? I thought you were at headquarters / Honestly? I was expecting a combat “V” / [box: Sunken Donuts]

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