Sound Signals

Dec 9, 2018 — Comic #196

A neighbor calls a Coastie: “Can you turn off your Christmas display? It’s keeping me awake.” “Why? It’s just a bunch of buoys with red and green lights.” “It’s not the lights, it’s–” (“HRRRRRR”) “...the sound signals.” The Coastie asks, “What, do you want Santa to run aground?” as the buoys go “BONG BONG HRRRRRT.”

How else is Santa going to know the traffic scheme at my house?

Read the transcript

Hey man, can you turn off your Christmas display? It’s keeping me awake / Why? It’s just a bunch of buoys with red and green lights on them. / It’s not the lights, it’s– / HRRRRRR / …the sound signals / What, do you want Santa to run aground? / BONG BONG / HRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

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