Witches

Oct 5, 2018 — Comic #189
Puritans on a cliff have thrown a woman into the sea: “If she is a witch, she will use her unholy powers and escape! If she is not, she will drown a good woman!” A Coast Guard helicopter hoists her out of the water. Caption: “The Coast Guard: Over 1,000,000 witches saved since 1690.”

When the Coast Guard is on a witch hunt, we use an expanding square

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We have cast her into the sea to test her innocence! If she is a witch, she will use her unholy powers and escape! If she is not, she will drown a good woman! / The Coast Guard / Over 1,000,000 witches saved / Since 1690

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