Breaking News

May 9, 2018 — Comic #173
A TV news report labeled “Breaking News: 5 Bodies Found at Cabin” says, “...on the walls of the cabin, written in blood, the FBI found another gruesome message: ‘I will kill you all, Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, and Coast Guard.’ The suspect remains at large.” A Coastie watching gasps, “Oh my God. That guy remembered us.”

We don’t do this for the attention. Obviously.

Read the transcript

…and on the walls of the cabin, written in blood, the FBI found another gruesome message in this months-long manhunt / “I will kill you all, Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, and Coast Guard.” / [Breaking News; Channel 4 News; banner: 5 Bodies Found at Cabin] / The suspect remains at large / Oh my God / That guy remembered us

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