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Like everyone else who was born and raised in the Northwest, I have an undying, uncompromising, deeply-ingrained love of the Seahawks that I’ve developed entirely in the last year.
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Football Opinions in Seattle / Before the 2014 Superbowl / I only watch soccer. / We have a football team? / Seahawks? I prefer sparrows. / I’m not much of a sports guy. / Football? It’s a violent, pointless game! / Now / Does this coffee come in Seahawks? / You like the 49ers?! That’s it, Mom, we’re through! / Beat all the other bird-teams! / I legally changed my name to Marshawn Russell Sherman. / Kill! Kill!