Inter-Service Thanksgiving

Nov 23, 2017 — Comic #147

A Thanksgiving potluck where each branch brings something: the Army brings turkey-flavored MREs, the Navy brings vending-machine chips (“If you mush up the chips, it’s almost like mashed potatoes”), the Air Force brings itself after eating lobster at the officers’ club, the Marine brings crayons (“I brought extra cranberry!”), and the Coastie brings a seized drug bale: “I was out of beer, so I figured this was basically the same stuff.” Caption: “Happy Thanksgiving from all 5 branches!”

Just like any family, the services have some weird Thanksgiving traditions

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The Army brings the Thanksgiving turkey / Well, they’re turkey-flavored MRE’s, but that’s still good, right? / The Navy brings gedunk snacks / If you mush up the chips, it’s almost like mashed potatoes / The Air Force brings itself / I won’t eat much…I filled up on lobster at the O-Club / The Marine Corps bring crayons / I brought extra cranberry! / The Coast Guard brings whatever it found on that last boarding / I was out of beer, so I figured this was basically the same stuff / Happy Thanksgiving from all 5 branches!

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