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Remember, you can replace an ensign with just 16 weeks of OCS training
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As part of an OOD round, we have to check the bilge below deck berthing / Follow me / Intruders! / Officers! / Kiiiiillll! / Patience, decklings! I have brought you a break-in as tribute! / …What? / A sacrifice for the Mattress God! / All hail the Grimy One! / Agggh!