Merry Christmas!

Dec 25, 2014 — Comic #12
A red-hulled Coast Guard icebreaker with hull number 10 smashes through the ice and into Santa’s sleigh with a loud “craaaaaaack!” Presents scatter and Santa flies through the air. Caption: “Merry Christmas! From The Claw of Knowledge.”

To be fair, mariners never quite know how to interpret red and green Christmas lights.

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craaaaaaaaaaack! / Merry Christmas! / From The Claw of Knowledge

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