Drug Disposal

Feb 22, 2017 — Comic #100

A Chief explains, “Back in the old days, we used to just destroy the drugs we seized right on the fantail, but now there’s only one place we’re allowed to take them.” A crew member asks, “Where’s that, Chief?” The crew is shown throwing drug bales into the lava of a volcano while a pale cave creature cries out, “My preciousssss!”

Ion scans revealed a high concentration of mithril

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Back in the old days, we used to just destroy the drugs we seized right on the fantail, but now there’s only one place we’re allowed to take them / Where’s that, Chief? / My preciousssss!

lord of the rings drug interdiction

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